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Wafflestomper
00:50
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wafflestomper
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Mutt Chop Suey
00:52
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those bastards in those pin stripe suits
with face pain and there stupid boots
those weirdos took your dog away
the carnival is where he'll stay
there is nothing you can do
he won't coming running back to you
unless you try to save the day
rescue's on the way
hope the fence
raid the tents
demanding furry recompense
when you find him it's too late
he's already on their plate
he's fucking dead
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Pizza Funnel
00:50
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burns my mouth but i don't care
i'll eat pizza anywhere
on the street on in the air
ram it down your throat
(never turn it down)
never turn down a slice
pizza in my veins
(never turn it down)
coursing through my brain
i fucking love pizza
onions and olives and pepperoni, these are the things that are yummy to me
onions and peppers and pineapple, all other toppings are laughable
onions and peppers and ham, the coming of pizza's at hand.
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The Jazz One
01:06
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we should tour in the summer
it's not really jazz if you only have one part that's technically classified as a jazz song
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Raised By Monkeys
00:41
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mom and dad are throwing poo
raised by monkeys
i will never learn that i'm not supposed to swing from chandeliers, pick bugs out your hair
monkeys can't function in society, i don't use the bathroom when i have to pee
mom and dad are throwing poo, that's what i've learned i should do
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hey look, there's a picture of john lennon
what a fucking fag
he wanted world peace
fuck him
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Falafsophy
01:12
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falafel is a tasty treat in a sandwich that you eat
hailing from the middle east, falafel's fit for any feast
you put it in your mouth and poop it out your butt
get it in a pita wrap, they'll put on all kinds of crap
eat falafel with your dad and never be sad
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**written by sasqwash**
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Wafflestomper
00:56
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wafflestomper
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Wafflestomper Providence, Rhode Island
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